A Murder Weapon

I like good bread. No I love good bread. But this loaf in my humble opinion, could double up as a murder weapon. It is so dense and heavy and I just don't like the taste. The aniseed flavour is too strong which even the delicious homemade jams could not mask. I swear I can taste the "machine-made-ness" of this loaf. For once, I wish G would do his bottomless pit act that he does with the yummy loaves that I bring home, and polish off this concrete block so that I can move on to some other bread which would not feel so at home in a CSI lab.